The Story of Hawaiian Jeff and How He Became Embalmed Jeff
Jeffrey Kapule was a pretty normal teenager about 13 years ago, however like most of his peer group he dabbled with drugs in his teens, however unlike his friends he jumped off the high dive before he knew how to swim.
I met Jeff when I was about 17 going to high school, I don’t recall anything about him standing out or being out of the ordinary but then again I didn’t really “hang out” with him at the time. What I do remember is hanging out with my friend Stuart Whitehead and hearing about how bad ass of a guitar player he was.
By now I’ve heard him play and yes, he was an awesome guitar player, and we had an idea for a band with 3 bass players so we were talking to anyone and everyone with some potential our age.
But that’s getting off track a bit, Jeff’s story hasn’t even began yet. When Jeff was young he had experimented with embalming fluid. In case you don’t know that is what the frog you dissected in science class came in. Now all I want to know is what person in their right mind looks at that, smells it, and things…. hey I bet that would FUCK ME UP! Gross. But anyway whatever, someone smoked it. Hey… maybe they were smoking.. dropped their last cigarrette in it, and was like. Fuck it, I’m gonna smoke it anyway! lol But anyway Jeff tried embalming fluid and was on a trip for a couple of years before I met him.
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